Paris Hilton On Coyotes: 'I Hate Coyotes, Fuck [Coyotes]'

In a recent addition to her Snapchat story, businesswoman and Ke$ha fan Paris Hilton shared a video in which she sounds off on LA’s most irritating pests outside of members of the a cappella group Pentatonix. In the seven-second clip, Hilton directs her ire at two coyotes (whom I have just this second named Ted and Frannie) roaming a street in Los Angeles as “Tik Tok” blares from her vehicle’s sound system. “I hate coyotes,” she says to Ted and Frannie in her trademark nasal delivery. “Fuck you!”

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It’s understandable that Hilton, a known lover of small dogs, would hate the pet-killing canines. Similarly understandable is her music choice, as “Tik Tok” still bangs.

Staff Writer, Jezebel | Man

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This is a valid opinion, because coyotes do eat small pets and scream like banshees at unreasonable hours.

Personally, I like coyotes for keeping the rabbit numbers down, but this is a topic reasonable people can have different opinions about. Unlike monsters who think tacos are sandwiches.