Paris Hilton Nearly Lost Her Engagement Ring, Lived

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Paris Hilton survived near-unspeakable tragedy on Thursday evening when a large chunk of Paris Hiltons fiancé’s net worth (or $2 million sponcon deal?) reportedly flew off Paris Hilton’s ring finger. Its brief disappearance incited hysteria, terror, shock, tears, fear, grief and euphoria when it was finally retrieved from a nearby ice bucket by what Page Six describes as an “army of security” led by Paris Hilton’s fiancé. (I’m just reporting the news). A witness told Page Six:

Security started an exhaustive search of the VIP area with torches, led by Chris and with the help of other patrons. There was a frantic scramble with everyone looking for it, people were crawling on the floor, under tables, under other people’s feet, and under seats. Miraculously they found the ring in an ice bucket two tables down.

In a follow-up interview, Hilton confirmed that she was “devastated.”

Thank God by some miracle my fiancé found it before someone else did and most likely would not have returned it. I am so lucky! Thank goodness I have amazing karma!


The Lord is mighty and also works for Paris Hilton.

As of press time, Paris Hilton appears to be alive and in good health.

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I know people often like to paint me as a bit of a failure in that department, but maybe it’s not my destiny yet to have met the one.

Who ever said this to Kylie is total douchecanoe, its ok to be alone.