Paris Hilton, whose middle name is “I’m actually really shy,” would like for the world to know more things about her via a documentary about herself that, for the record, will be 100 percent real and 100 percent “unflinching.”
9.14 Pictures and XYZ Films recently announced the “authorized documentary” about the life of “businesswoman, entrepreneur, and media icon” Paris Hilton, to be directed by Don Argott and Sheena Joyce. I am already nervous about this, because they appear to have left out Paris Hilton’s other job titles, which include “award-winning DJ,” “incredible pop star,” “robbery victim,” “mother to Tinkerbell (R.I.P.)” and “former employer of Kim Kardashian.”
The untitled project will begin filming in Ibiza, a very important island to Paris Hilton, at the end of this summer.
From The Hollywood Reporter:
“Paris Hilton is a modern day-Marilyn Monroe — beautiful, iconized, world famous, shaped by mass media, and misunderstood,” said Argott and Joyce. “We are thrilled to work with Paris to explore her complicated relationship with the public, the press, and the politics that shape our perception of a modern celebrity.”
Sounds incredibly complex, complicated, and complex. I will watch this.
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