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Paris Hilton is tweeting (and ‚Äėgramming, and snapping) from Burning Man. Below is an imagined retelling of her experience as a citizen of Black Rock City.

BLACK ROCK CITY, NEVADA‚ÄĒ‚ÄúElite Daily wrote about you,‚ÄĚ said a disembodied male voice‚ÄĒBarron?‚ÄĒas Paris lay facedown on the ground. ‚ÄúI should tweet,‚ÄĚ she muttered into the dirt, a cloud of dust rising up into her mouth and eyes.

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