Everything that rises must converge; thus, Paris Hilton and Justin Bieber were spotted partying together in Cannes at Busta Rhymes' birthday party (what an eclectic mix of humans that is).

Bieber was sitting atop a throne shirtless because of course he was, and, at once point, Hilton sat on his lap. Initial reports suggest they left together in a sex way, but that's Not True (BLESSED BE) — TMZ says that they went back to a party at Biebs Manor, along with 50 other people, but Paris left early because the world's most sparsely-moustachioed imp wouldn't stop playing his own music (which she, understandably, found irritating).

He should have just played "Stars are Blind" on repeat, like I do when I'm DJ'ing. [TMZ]


Macklemore has issued some musings on his costume the other night, which many saw as an offensive caricature of a Jewish man; he says that he chose the costume pieces at random and that they "had no intended cultural identity or background." Also: "I'm saddened that this story, or any of my choices, would lead to any form of negativity."

He goes on: "I will let my body of work and the causes for which I've supported speak for themselves. I hope that anyone who may question my intent take a few moments to discover the human and artist that I strive to be. I respect all cultures and all people." He ends with, "I truly apologize to anybody that I may have offended." And there you have it, folks. A Macklepology. [Macklemore.com]


Ever thoughtful, Ray J is getting Kim Kardashian and Kanye West a large wedding gift: 4 months worth of 2014 profits from his sex tape with Kim. It comes to $46,840.13, which is like half of that finger-painted Birkin Kanye got her that one time. Thanks, Ray! (If they don't want it, he says, he will donate the money to Kim's favorite charity). [TMZ]

  • Harry Styles put his hair up in a half-ponytail while playing golf, like a Rider of Rohan. He looked triumphant. [E!]
  • "Adrien Brody Flaunts Chest Hair at 'Emperor' Cannes Photo Call!" This is the first time I've seen a male celebrity described as "flaunting" an arbitrary feature on his body. What a great day for gender equity. [Just Jared]
  • Miley Cyrus wrote a lengthy, and very depressed, letter about her dog dying in April. Losing a pet is the worst and it's even more horrible when you feel like it's your fault :( Poor Miley. [ONTD]
  • Chris Martin and Alexa Chung went out to dinner in NYC. Here are some extremely grainy photos of it. [PopSugar]
  • Brad Pitt got a new tattoo on his stomach. [PopSugar]
  • Grumpiest toddler in the kiddie pool Justin Bieber has been offered $1 million to do porn. I don't even think a sense of morbid curiosity would motivate me to watch that, as it has so many other terrifying things on the Internet. [Vh1]
  • Prince George met his cousin Mia (also a baby); reportedly, it was "carnage" up in that baby-meeting. By which is meant, I assume, that they were gnashing on a lot of baby food and drooling a ton. [Hello!]
  • Taylor Swift opened up about her cat, Meredith, who recently attacked her Met Gala dress. "She's a chubby housecat," says Taylor. [Just Jared]
  • Ciara and Future have just welcomed a baby boy! [Just Jared]

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