For $1,600-$1,900, Cinderella Bespoke will consult with you to design a gown in whatever style, fabric, and size your little princess wants. Not that she'll be wearing it: "The products are museum quality dresses and are not toys."
"We also make perfect replicas of the first tricycle (1680) that cannot be ridden, an extraordinarily precise and soft "Teddy's Bear" that cannot be touched - and while you wait for your luxury items, feel free to stare longingly at the first-ever created ATARI system, loaded with Pong, that you cannot even breathe near.
Also, on the way out, we will punch your child in the face.
Enjoy your purchases!"