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Roger Ebert: "The Lovely Bones is a deplorable film with this message: If you're a 14-year-old girl who has been brutally raped and murdered by a serial killer, you have a lot to look forward to." [Chicago Sun-Times]


I love the new Roger Ebert. The one who has said, "fuck it, I'm going to die soon" and has just been a huge bitch for the past year or so.

He writes snarky comments back to the people who comment on his blog, and it's glorious. He's not taking shit no more, you guys.