Orlando Bloom and Selena Gomez Were Spotted Canoodling While Katy Perry Attended a Ren Faire

Because Bloom has spent the past few months making out with Perry in public (they aren’t rumored to have broken up recently), the tabloids are calling his handsy moment a classic case of cheating.

In a set of photos published by TMZ Tuesday morning, Gomez and Bloom can be seen seated close together in the corner of a booth—both unable to keep their hands to themselves. Though the arrangement of their legs is a little more difficult to make sense of due to the poor image quality, I feel comfortable describing them as “intimately positioned.”

So what’s happening here? Did Ploom secretly break up after appearing together at the Met Gala, is Orlando cheating on Katy, or are Blomez merely close friends? We’ll find out once Katy drops another single. I hope it’s called “The Elf.”