Oops, Britney Burned Down Her Gym

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The short version of this story is that Britney Spears accidentally burned down her gym, a fact that she casually dropped into the introduction of a workout video she posted to Instagram. The long version is known only to her, and perhaps the firefighters that probably had to rush to her home to extinguish the flames.

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What matters is that ever since I saw this video a few hours to go, I haven’t been able to stop singing some variation of the following. Please feel free to compose your own, better version in the comments.

Oops, I burned down my gym

I lit some candles, and lost track of time

Oh baby, baby

Oops, I thought they were out

Without a doubt

It’s not that big a deal


Oops, I burned down my gym,

I wanted it gone, without evidence

Oh baby, baby

Oops, I blamed my candles

To avoid a scandal

I’ll never stretch again


Oops, I burned down my gym

I played with some fire, got lost in the flame,

Oh baby, baby

Oops, I love how it burns

For the heat my heart yearns

It wasn’t an accident

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Or she could make a cover of this: