The cursed Olympics have finally produced something blessed, sanctified, and bathed in the Holy Spirit of Sexiness and tattoos. I am, of course, referring to French skateboarder Aurelien Giraud, who had a tremendous showing in the men’s street qualifier rounds and sadly fizzled out, finishing sixth in the finals. But his descent off the podium aside, Giraud has put the skateboarding world on his well-sculpted shoulders and elevated it to new levels of lust, as only a proper Frenchman can.
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You see those leg muscles? These are the legs of a man who has endurance and the strength to fuck while standing.
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There is a lot going on here, but one can learn from this photo that Giraud will look good from any angle and any wild position you can conjure.
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Is he upset? Is he about to come? Could be both!
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Oh that I were a glove upon that hand that I might touch that cheek.
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I would also like to touch these cheeks as well.
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I will trade in my rollerskates for a skateboard if it means spending time with these beautiful people.