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Despite Entertainment Tonight’s recent report that actors Olivia Munn and Chris Pratt had a “romantic” dinner date together last week, Munn wants everyone—including Pratt’s ex Anna Faris—to know no they’re not a couple.

In an Instagram story posted Sunday, the Newsroom star wrote:

1. Not every woman is scorned and upset after a breakup.

2. Not every woman is ‘furious’ at another woman for dating her ex.

3. So even if I was dating @prattprattpratt, some tabloids got me and @annafaris all wrong.

4. Women respect and love each other a lot more than some people like to think.

5. Chris and I would have a horrible celebrity name: Crolivia, Prunn, Chrisivia, Olipratt.

If that weren’t enough (it was definitely more than enough), she followed those five points with a screenshot of a text conversation with Faris, who is probably sick of talking about her shitty ex.

Allow me to break this down into five points, too.

  1. Olivia! Check your texts! There are 58 unreads in there!
  2. Olivia! Anna Faris doesn’t want to talk about her ex-husband anymore, especially on a text conversation you plan on sharing with you Instagram followers!
  3. Olivia! You can’t just end a troubling text with emojis and think it softens the blow!
  4. Anna! What is that punctuation?!
  5. Anna! Do you know what sisters-in-law are?????? 

[Us Weekly]


Kathy Griffin doesn’t understand that anyone could have just shown up to the Women’s March. But to be fair, I don’t really understand what’s happening here between her and Soledad O’Brien.

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“It’s hard to be a man these days. I feel like a lot of us feel like we are under attack and we need to apologize. And maybe we are, and maybe we do. [Felicity Huffman and I hosted] a meeting under the auspices of Time’s Up. That’s good. Men don’t talk enough. We talked. A little bit, what the hell, that can’t hurt you.”

- William H. Macy

[Vanity Fair]

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