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Oktoberfest Sets New Beer-Consumption Record

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Visitors to this year's two-week Munich Oktoberfest drank 7 million liters of beer, beating 2007's previous high of 6.94 million liters. This still doesn't explain why dentures, a leather whip, and a live rabbit turned up in lost and found.


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Kitty Conner

Clearly an elderly magician who does an Indiana Jones trick got blotto and lost his accessories.

Lost and found should contact him at Sunnyvale Rest Home for Eccentric Entertainers. He's really missing cuddles from Fluffy and the liquid diet is getting old.