Sex and man-socks do not under any circumstances go together in my book. Oh my God. For some reason that visual (A guy mid-bone wearing socks) grosses me the fuck out. I mean. Especially nylon-y dress socks that turn all limp and sweaty and over the course of the day the toes get all sheer and you can see the toenails. Now listen, I have zero qualms about Mr. Foibles' feet. They're lovely. But a nude man-any nude man, even David Beckham-in socks just makes my eyes vomit.