Anna Kendrick is on the cover of this month's Glamour UK, and arguably the most important piece of intel she divulged was as follows:
"Some of the girls got me into The Bachelor, so that became a group texting moment for us, and when you get back together, you remember every little quirk of everyone's personalities."
Um, not since the (ongoing) Clinton Email Controversy has a piece of correspondence been so mysterious, so highly sought-after, so essential to national security interests.
America, know this: when you were earnestly texting "Becca is gonna be more hurt than Kaitlin" to your closest gal pals, so was Anna Kendrick. When you were watching sweat pour down Chris Soule's expressionless face during a high-stakes dinner in Bali, so was Anna Kendrick. Stars are embarrassing, just like us.
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