Not In Front Of Barack!

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You know that meme about how every time you masturbate, god kills a kitten? Well, it's not true. Unfortunately, it does make Barack Obama kind of uncomfortable. Kindly consult this website. [What Would You Do...]


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Maybe this can finally get me to stop procrastinating and work on my thesis. Barack Obama does not approve of me wasting my time!