Noooooo, Rebecca Black Made a Saturday Video NO GOD WHY

Umm, I guess she's back?

I don't want to watch it, you guise! WHY IS SANTA CLAUS IN THIS? Help me, HuffPo:

Black has joined forces with fellow YouTube sensation Dave Days, who also appears in the video. The first time we see him, he's telling Black he needs to find his pants before joining in on the revelry. It doesn't take much to assess the teen antics going on in this clip, laden with everything from red Solo Cups to Silly String. Because that's what the life of a teenager is like, right?


Between this and the Frost Giants descending on us in the great Texan Winter Apocalypse outside I CANNOT DEAL WITH THIS DAY. PLEAZ HALP.


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