I know no one really cares about the marriage of two rich and famous people on a day like today, but it is my job to tell you about the chances of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie getting back together regardless of DEFCON level.
It seems like both the U.S. and Brangelina are sitting and comfy, cozy DEFCON 5 right now, meaning that both nuclear war and their divorce are not imminent. Us Weekly reports Wednesday that “THE DIVORCE IS OFF!” Said a source, “They haven’t done anything to move it forward in several months and no one thinks they are ever going to.”
The source, who sounds a lot like a 16-year-old whose bestie Karen has gone through some shit with this super popular guy Jordan, went on:
“Everyone thinks they are going to get back together. It wouldn’t be surprising if they announced that they’re calling it off and trying to work things out.”
Pitt reportedly “got sober” in a bid to win her back, and his “determination to improve himself warmed Jolie.” So! It looks like they could be a happy, bad-movie making couple again in no time. I can’t wait for By the Sea: Part Deux.
Rihanna has responded to Diplo’s revelation that she once compared a song of his to “a reggae song at an airport” when he was pitching music to her.
Always a fan of brevity, Rihanna captioned an Instagram about the story with, “#DutyFree 😂😂😂 My bad @diplo.”
Has Howard ever interviewed Beth on his show?