American women experienced their first ever simultaneous mass ovulation today, as pictures of Neil Patrick Harris, his fiancé David Burtka, and their two children Gideon Scott and Harper Grace dressed up for Halloween as the goddamn Wizard of Oz gang began making the internet rounds.

I’m dead. I’m actually dead.


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Ghost of the late Mrs DeWinter

OH! The happy looks on David and Neil's faces! The dubious looks on their children who are surely thinking "One day I am really going to be embarrassed by this picture but for now this is the BEST THING EVAR!"

I'm now never going to be able to have children... nothing I can produce from my own ovaries can ever compare to this. That blush! The lion ears! I'm glad Mr. DeWinter and I are agreed on the childless state.