New York's Poop Bag Nightmare Is Over, For Now
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A man who tried to cover two women in poop on New York’s Upper East Side has been caught. That being said, I’m still out of this city.
The New York Daily News reports that after the suspect, named as Ekwan Hill, 42, tried to shove poop down a woman’s pants, he hurled feces in another woman’s face. NBC New York claims he “smeared” feces on the second victim, which is slightly different, although given the choice, you would probably not opt for either one to befall you.