New Yorkers: This Is Our New First Lady

Okay, yes, they're only dating. But still! Thanks to Megan for reminding us of this particular abomination: Sandra Lee's Kwanzaa cake.

We really can't wait to see what she does with inaugural table-scapes. Or cocktails. New York's state fruit is, of course, the apple...which gives her an alarmingly large canvas with which to work.

(Hat tip to Megan.)