Hillary Clinton’s campaign released a new ad on Friday, and I’d hesitate to call it an “attack:” It simply sets Trump’s own tossed-off misogyny to a montage of girls contemplating their reflections, mentally cataloging the self-critiques that they’ll likely carry with them for the rest of their lives.
It’s funny that a man who closely resembles a bloated whale carcass on the cusp of exploding could ever justify slamming someone else’s appearance, and of course these comments aren’t even the most repellent he’s made. Anyway, because it’s no secret that Trump is a thin-skinned little weenie incensed by criticism, it seemed like a rewrite was in order.
“I’d look him right in that uncannily rectal face of his…”