New Sex And The City 2 Poster: A Photoshop Oasis

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What's wrong with the new Sex And The City 2 poster? Where do we begin?!

  • Sarah Jessica Parker's eyes: Too close together.
  • Kim Cattrall's face: Painted? Or just cut from a different body and slapped on to the one seen here?
  • Kim Cattrall's elbow: Obviously carved out of a larger arm. The proportions from elbow to wrist are insane. And are the bones in her elbow really wider than her neck?
  • The size of the phantom calf allegedly belonging to Sarah Jessica Parker is not in proportion to the rest of her body — or to the more visible leg.
  • Does Kristin Davis have legs? Is that her knee? Has she sunk ankle-deep into the sand? (Is it quicksand?)
  • Since when does Kristin Davis have a giant rack?
  • No wonder Cynthia Nixon is trying to slink out of the frame.


Well, those are the problems we see — in addition to a general sense that instead of the actresses, they used zombies to pose for this image. Spot any other issues? Let us know!


New Sex and The City 2 Poster – The Girls Are All Here! [ONTD via ScreenCave]

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Know then, that is is the year 2010. The known universe is ruled by Carrie Bradshaw. In this time, the most precious substance in the universe is the shoes. The shoes extend life. The shoes expand consciousness. The shoes are vital to space travel. The Bradshaw Guild and its navigators, whom the shoes have mutated over the last 4 years, use the power of the cosmopolitan, which gives them the ability to fold the fabric of their own bodies. Oh, yes. I forgot to tell you. The shoes exist on only one planet in the entire universe. A desolate, dry planet with vast deserts. Hidden away within the rocks of these deserts are a people known as the Singletons, who have long held a prophecy that a man would come, a Mr Big, who would lead them to true freedom. The planet is Sex and the City, also known as Dune. She who controls the Shoes, controls the universe!