I was ready to make a health-conscious life change on the basis of this report until I heard: "New Orleans doctors also strongly advise that young women expose their breasts to screaming crowds at least once a year." [Onion]
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jokes aside, after moving to New Orleans, I feel like a completely a new person. I guess that what happens when you can wear shorts and have picnics in February instead of being stuck inside from October to April. Chicago, I do not miss you.