New Kardashian Bible Takes You Inside the Kardashian Lifestyle

Kourtney requires pink dish-washing gloves! Meeting Jennifer Lopez almost made Kim faint! O.J. Simpson’s wild Bronco chase with kops cops started at chez Kardashian! These tidbits, plus dating advice, diary entries, and more are in the Kardashian Konfidential sister-bible. But!

If the trio’s giving up all this personal info, how come they’re all “shhhh!!” on the cover? Putting your krap out there on St. Martin’s Press doesn’t seem very konfidential. But maybe I’m missing something here.