New Jersey Suburb Plans to Ban Barking Dogs

Illustration for article titled New Jersey Suburb Plans to Ban Barking Dogs
Image: via AP

Dogs bark, just as humans play their stereos too loud and tend to have room-shaking sex when they live directly above you. That latter thing seems difficult to circumvent, but one New Jersey borough has decided to address the former, making it illegal for dogs to bark extensively during certain hours.

Advertisement

According to the New York Times, residents in wealthy Saddle River, New Jersey, are fed up with three dogs who reside in a 20,000-square-foot mansion that (fun fact!) once belonged to Russell Simmons. The dogs, two German shepherds and a Belgian shepherd, apparently cannot stop barking, because they are dogs, and that is what dogs do.

But rich people love to make rules, and now the borough council wants to make some big ones. Per the Times:

The borough council will soon consider a new ordinance that would make it illegal for dogs to bark, howl or yelp for more than 20 minutes straight between 7 a.m. and 10 p.m., or for 15 continuous minutes at any other time. Penalties for dog owners range from $100 to $1,000. A vote on the ordinance was postponed late last week for further discussion.

Advertisement

Apparently, neighbors have called the cops on the Focazio family, who own the offending barkers a total of seven times over the last year:

Behind the Focazios live the Mone family, who reside in an approximately 5,000-square-foot home on Coltsfoot Glen. They say their household, particularly its oldest residents, both in their 80s, is woken up at all hours by the dogs.

“It’s a quality-of-life thing. Nobody gets it, unless you live it,” said one member of the Mone family, who asked not to be identified to ward against abuse or online trolling from dog lovers. Attempts were made to settle the issue neighbor to neighbor, the family member said, but when the dogs kept barking, the police were called. Multiple times.

So, three big dogs are annoying to some humans in one big house, and now all the dogs in Saddle River will have to pay the price. There are lots of ways to keep dogs from barking—vibrating collars, for instance, and ultrasonic devices, and good old-fashioned training. But it still seems wild to me that people think they can ban barking, considering I can’t even get my landlord to ask the taco shop beneath me to stop blasting music at 9 a.m.

Night blogger, author of GOOD THINGS HAPPEN TO PEOPLE YOU HATE.

Share This Story

Get our newsletter

DISCUSSION

plilr
prettylilred

This issue is NOT the dog’s fault, it is the owner’s fault and if it can’t be resolved neighbor to neighbor and calling the police doesn’t help, this is the result. People are inconsiderate assholes and most inconsiderate assholes have horrible animals that they don’t try to train and control. I happen to live next door to a person that I have this same issue with, except it is one giant dog that they never bother to walk or train or play with, so it barks all day long. It was barking upwards of 12 straight hours most days and I nearly lost my mind. That helped usher in a very severe depression because there was literally nowhere that I could get any peace and quiet, nearly ever. After having a meeting with this woman and animal control, I learned that she was just an inconsiderate, ignorant asshole that has absolutely no regard to other people’s enjoyment of their home. Sooooo...you have to get the city involved. It totally sucks to be the victim of issues like this and then to look like the bad guy because you had to take action. IMHO, the dogs should be taken and adopted out to people that actually care about them, because if they are barking non-stop, they aren’t being cared for by their current owners.