New Hotline Will Text Back the Dudes You Don't Want to Talk To

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It’s one thing to give an annoying drunk dude a fake number when he won’t stop asking for yours, but it’s quite another to give him one for a hotline that will effectively roast his ass.

That’s just what the blog the Mary Sue did when they created the The Mary Sue Rejection Hotline. When men call or text the number (646)-926-6614 they will receive this message:

Oh hello there. If you’re hearing this message, you’ve made a woman feel unsafe and/or disrespected. Please learn to take no for an answer and respect women’s emotional and physical autonomy. K THANKKS.


The hotline also makes sure to text people one hour after they text the number, “giving you enough time to GTFO.”

The Mary Sue’s creation is great as is, but I’d like to submit some other potential rejection hotline responses for annoying men, which include:

  • Being greeted with a recording of terrifying, heavy-breathing
  • Receiving a never-ending spam of “U UP?” texts after messaging
  • The texts get re-routed to a Google Doc that later gets reprinted into my forthcoming, best-selling coffee table book (for sale exclusively at Urban Outfitters in 2018)
  • His texts just get re-texted back to them until he is in an infinite loop of flirting with himself
  • A stream of “No Scrubs”

Pop Culture Reporter, Jezebel

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Detective Brenda Lee Johnson

Before a bunch of dudes jump on here and say, “BUT YOU SHOULD JUST BE HONEST WITH THE GUY!” A lot of the times we can’t, because every single one of us has some story of rejecting a guy and getting yelled at or worse.