New Bachelor Promo Features Corn Stalks Whispering Like Stalker Women

Man walks through corn field, brushing his hands across the stalks as he walks. “If you’re the Bachelor, I’m the one,” one cornstalk sweetly whispers.

But the voices, they grow louder. “I’m the one.” “No, I’M the one.” “He’s MINE.” The stalks rise up out of the ground. The earth moves. Corn rains down. The man is surrounded, his screams drowned out by the sound of a million women who have finally found their prey.

Just kidding! He smiles. It’s all a bizarre Field of Dreams reference.

The Bachelor premieres in January.