Nebraska Bill Mandates Screening For All Abortion-Seekers

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In Nebraska, women will now have to be screened for "physical, psychological, emotional, demographic, or situational" issues before getting an abortion. Another pending bill would make abortions illegal after 20 weeks, allegedly because that's when fetuses feel pain. [Breitbart]



Well, Nebraska, it's nice that you're so worried about fetuses. Where is your concern for the sacred sperm?

Every man who gets a Viagra prescription should be going before a panel to justify the prescription. We don't want men using this prescription to cheat on their wives, or *gasp* to use it to have GAY SEX. Viagra must be regulated! Men who are not using Viagra to have procreational sex with their wives will no longer be approved. Many men will learn that impotence is God's plan for them.