An abridged list, in no particular order:

  • "It’s not ‘Real Housewife’-y"
  • "Sally Hershberger’s Upper East Side location"
  • "The whole ‘I was surfing in Costa Rica for a month’ look.”
  • "$85 for a process"
  • Gisele
  • "Has taken on a certain artfulness"
  • “sometimes you’ll get into trouble”
  • Brigitte Bardot
  • "the 'beach hair guy'"
  • "Eleanor Ylvisaker, a founder of the clothing line Earnest Sewn"
  • "own their texture"
  • "South of France"
  • Barbie
  • "works in public relations Chanel"
  • "a salon and apothecary with locations in Brooklyn and Los Angeles"
  • "I want to take a shower"
  • Vogue Spain
  • "the glossy 'Khloe Kardashian wave'"
  • Oribe
  • "trades on eBay for upward of $50 a bottle."
  • "He imagines real beach waves as a product of the elements"
  • Sports Illustrated
  • "dismissively"
  • "wispy effect"
  • "a romp in the restroom is not appropriate”
  • Alexa Chung
  • "it can make the scalp itch"


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