Ansel Elgort is in the April issue of Teen Vogue and he’s SO ANNOYING!!!!! Why won’t he leave me alone, it’s so freaking unfair!!!!!! I don’t care that he’s a “total goofball” because he “plays video games” all day and I DON’T CARE that he went to get a wheatgrass shot at Juice Generation after this interview!!!!!! Me and all my friends are so over his bullshit, everybody agrees that Ansel needs to get the hell out of my LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Images via Giampaolo Sgura/Teen Vogue, give or take some sharpie work

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