“Here the people rule,” said Gerald Ford after the fall of Nixon, as well as Jia Tolentino after the fall of Chipotle-based E. coli. I am proud of all of us for making it through such a trying time, and I am glad that I will not have to die for Chipotle, though my point still stands; I’d do it.
Contact the author at jia@jezebel.com.
DISCUSSION
JIA I’M LITERALLY ABOUT TO WALK OUT THE DOOR TO GET LUNCH. AND NOW I KNOW WHAT I’M GETTING.
/I feel like that’s a proper level of enthusiasm.