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My Fellow Americans, Our Long National Nightmare Is Over

“Here the people rule,” said Gerald Ford after the fall of Nixon, as well as Jia Tolentino after the fall of Chipotle-based E. coli. I am proud of all of us for making it through such a trying time, and I am glad that I will not have to die for Chipotle, though my point still stands; I’d do it.

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thenoblerenard
The Noble Renard

JIA I’M LITERALLY ABOUT TO WALK OUT THE DOOR TO GET LUNCH. AND NOW I KNOW WHAT I’M GETTING.

/I feel like that’s a proper level of enthusiasm.