Mothers Are America!!!

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We love our moms because we love America, the president reminded us today in a very special message:

“Through their grit, determination, and incredible spirit, they pioneered the West and helped settle the frontier. During World War II, America’s mothers helped build the greatest arsenal for democracy,” he pointed out.


He then added a brief word of appreciation of the number one mom in his life. “So much of what I’ve done and so much of what I’ve become is because of my mother,” he said. “I miss her a lot.”

So, in sum, those are THREE great reasons for moms. Private property; guns; and one very special Trump mother, the mother of Donald Trump, the foremost Trump who comes to mind when Donald Trump thinks of mothers who have produced Trumps.

Thanks, mom.

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Staff reporter, Gizmodo. wkimball @ gizmodo


Slay.douché - (dreams to be a puppy)

his goto uplifting Mother’s day thought is:

Mom’s build great arsenals?!?