Most Brilliant Jailbreak Just Went Down in Brazilian Prison

All it takes to break out of prison is a few sexy police lady outfits. Twenty-eight prisoners broke out of a prison in central Brazil after three women dressed up in lingerie and staged a fake orgy for the wardens, reports the Mirror.

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From the International Business Times:

A bag of lingerie and dominatrix police uniforms were found by police, which are believed to have been worn by the women prisoners before they made their bid for freedom.

Three women – one of them said to be the girlfriend of one of the prisoners who fled – visited the prison at 3am on Thursday and convinced the wardens to let them in to "chat and drink", said police.

Okay, but how'd they do it?

Police chief Angelina de Andrades Ferreira told a news conference: "The plan was to seduce them. They served them cheap whisky with some substance to knock them out, then unlocked the central gate which accesses the internal cells.

"Whoever wanted to escape left by the front door."

"From the moment they drank the whisky the agents don't remember a thing. One was found dizzy, trying to wake up. Another slept for the whole afternoon and couldn't even be questioned."

According to the International Business Times the wardens will be charged with "facilitating a jailbreak" and "culpable embezzlement." Meanwhile, 8 of the 28 escaped prisoners have been recaptured.

CORRECTION: The Independent has a new report out on the jailbreak and it looks like it wasn't a women's prison.

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PanchoVilleneuve
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This is tripping all of my "cuh-razy viral news story that didn't play out like this at all" alarms.