Model Hair-In-Face Epidemic Gives Everyone's Mom an Aneurysm

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Berlin, July 9: Models walk the runway at the A.F. Vandevorst Show during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Berlin Spring/Summer 2012. (Photo by Andreas Rentz/Getty Images for IMG)


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confirmed spinster

Last week I agreed to go to church with a man from my writing group. I thought he was just a sweet, harmless, old man. Boy was I wrong. He kept calling it a date, and holding my hand, and being weird in general (how is church a date, I ask you?), but the weirdest thing was that her kept pushing all my hair off my my face and saying he wanted to look at my forehead. NEVER AGAIN.