Posing for a picture with some New Hampshire waitresses, Romney exclaimed, "My goodness," jumping as if one had grabbed his ass. "I would never do that," the waitress later said. Apparently Romney is trying to make us forget about that whole bling-bling rigamarole.
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Because what could be funnier than a multimillionaire mocking waitresses whose hourly wage is less than minimum. What a serious asshole.