Miley Cyrus Instagrammed Some Totes Adorbs Pics Of Her Wrist Surgery

International Bart Simpson cosplay sensation Miley Cyrus visited a Tarzana hospital this weekend for a minimally invasive surgery on her wrist. And, being Miley Cyrus, she Instagrammed the entire gross process. Happy Monday!

Cyrus has yet to publicly comment on the outpatient procedure (“Don’t have a cow, man”), but she did give fans an intimate look inside herself.

🙂

Then she got sillllllllly.

And sillier:

So ~snackwave~.

[ Billboard]

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