[LAX, March 30. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]
I want him to be my friend. We could go to the boardwalk together and have chili dogs and beer, and then at sunset we could sit on the railings and eat frozen custard and watch people leaving the beach. And before we went home we could stop at the arcade and play skee-ball till we had enough tickets to get one of those giant stuffed knockoff Pink Panthers.