Michael Kors, For Watching The Sunset From Your Luxury Safari Tent

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For spring 2012, Michael Kors encourages us all to go on a safari. His collection — shown Wednesday in New York — seemed inspired by explorers and wildlife enthusiasts: lots of khaki and olive, accented by animal prints and tie-dye.

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Here, the tie-dye is less dirty granola hippie, more "yoga retreat in Bali." And the belts with shoulder straps are cool… Although reminiscent of Rolphe from Sound Of Music.

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Kors is obviously hearing the call of the wild.

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The holey, distressed sweater with those olive tie-dye trousers is a little too "freshman up all night trying to finish a modern fiction term paper." But! The gentleman in the middle, I will take. Because he and his lavalava are smoking hot. His sarong is so right.

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Right?

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The woman who can pull off the don't-shoot-me-I'm-not-a-deer bright orange hunting ensemble on the right is an interesting person indeed.

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Left to right: No. Yes. Maybe.

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Survivor chic! The first one doubles as a fish net. The second is for camouflaging yourself in a cantaloupe. The last ones were issued by the Dharma Initiative.

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That shapeless thing on the left looks like it could be great for long international flights. Let us not speak of the straightjacketdress in the center.

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Monochromatic lady is the new Indiana Jones. One-shoulder dress is the swimsuit coverup of my dreams. That doo-doo colored shredded cardboard crap on the end is hideous.

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There's something slightly fall about this spring palette, no?

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I'm trying to imagine what Michael Kors would say about this stuff were it to parade before him on Project Runway. "She's like a senior citizen cavegirl cocktail waitress on a cruise ship to Kenya!"

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What say you? Are you on board for this luxurious journey through the veldt? Or do you wish all this stuff would get trampled by a herd of water buffalo?

Images via Getty.

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VioletBaudelaire
Violet Baudelaire

This just really further proved to me that your standard one piece bathing suits are flattering on NO one.