At the Golden Globes last night, Woody Allen received an honorary award; because he wasn’t there, Diane Keaton accepted it on his behalf while waxing rhapsodic about his ability to work with actresses.
If you’ll recall, Allen married his actual stepdaughter and was accused of molesting his 7-year-old adopted daughter Dylan — the original accusation occurred in 1992, and it was confirmed by Dylan herself in a 2013 Vanity Fair article (“I’m scared of him, his image… I have never been asked to testify,” she said). Obviously, neither Allen’s ex-wife Mia Farrow nor his estranged son Ronan Farrow were too happy about the glowing tribute.
Ronan expressed his disgust quite blatantly on Twitter:
Mia opted instead to subtweet, posting the following two messages just as the tribute started:
[Salon]
Charlize Theron and Sean Penn are officially an item, having been spotted “canoodling” at his Haiti benefit — which is a somewhat odd venue for confessional canoodling, but sure. In an ultimate act of romance, Penn gave a speech on stage about how a “strong woman who happens to be from South Africa” (he means Charlize Theron, guys) convinced him to give up his guns. All 65 of them. They will be made into a Jeff Koons sculpture, which was auctioned off for $1.4 million to Anderson Cooper. What a fun first official date. [Page Six]
Pamela Anderson has remarried her ex-husband Rick Salomon. (Oddly enough, they also announced their relationship at Sean Penn’s Haiti benefit.) The pair was married for two months in 2007, and they’re reportedly “very happy” now. [E!]
- Oprah was shocked to learn that working with Lindsay Lohan sucks. [DListed]
- Kylie Jenner says that her mom doesn’t force her to date celebrities ONLY; what’s more likely is that Kris Jenner raised her to believe that someone does not exist until they’ve been on the T.V. [NY Daily News]
- Lena Dunham won a Golden Globe for Best Sentence About Ground Beef for her role in saying “I ate a thick patty of hamburger meat” on the red carpet. [HuffPo]
- Beyonce and Solange threw a fancy masquerade in New Orleans for their mom’s 60th birthday. Everyone was required to wear a mask. [Gossip Cop]
- … which explains how Kris Jenner got in. [NY Daily News]
- Your boyfriend Zayn Malik of One Direction and his fiancee (you guys are in an open relationship) Perrie Edwards went to Disneyland Paris for his 21st birthday. [Gossip Cop]
- In related news, Liam Payne (ALSO OF ONE DIRECTION, DUH) got very inebriated while celebrating this occasion and climbed on a very high ledge outside of a balcony, causing the Internet to momentarily collapse in pure panic. [ONTD]
- Justin Bieber got a new tattoo of a compass and also of a mischievous turnip (???) [ONTD]
- Dylan Penn is dating another vampire. [ONTD]
- Kim Cattrall muttered some vague things in response to a question about a possible third SATC movie, and it is surely news. [ONTD]
- The best Golden Globes headline, courtesy of TMZ: POOP WATER COVERS THE RED CARPET. Well put. [TMZ]
- Al Roker took a selfie with “Lupito” Nyong’o. [Twitter]