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Welcome to Megyn Kelly Today, Today, a new daily column in which we will share the most memorable things that happened on Megyn Kelly Today every morning until we are no longer able to watch Megyn Kelly Today without feeling like there will be no tomorrow.

  • Megyn Kelly walked onstage wearing a maroon top and some knit (?) pants.
  • Bobby Finger noticed there’s a more somber version of her theme song for use over sad segments.
  • Megyn Kelly explained the decidedly uncomplicated opening segment of her show, something she does every day.
  • Megyn Kelly said, “We begin with something you’ll almost never hear me say: a little sports news.”
  • Megyn Kelly explained why Cam Newton is in hot water.
  • Megyn Kelly showed a clip of Cam Newton telling a woman sports journalist, “It’s funny to hear a female talk about routes.”
  • Megyn Kelly said, “OMG OMG.”
  • Megyn Kelly talked about the “bad news” and “offscreen drama” regarding Sex and the City 3.
  • Megyn Kelly asked the audience, “Do you love it? Do you love Black Friday?”
  • Megyn Kelly explained that Black Friday is becoming less of a thing because great deals happen year-round now.
  • Megyn Kelly spoke about holiday weddings and referenced being annoyed by a staffer’s Christmas nuptials. It is today’s Clip of the Day.
  • An audience member asked this entirely unscripted and totally normal question that she was obviously dying to ask Megyn Kelly without being prodded by show producers: “What is the future of shopping malls and what is that going to do to our teenagers who now maybe won’t have a place to go hang out and meet their friends.”
  • Megyn Kelly said, “I was a complete mall rat and I have to say it’s sad to me to see the shopping mall die.”
  • An audience member asked Megyn Kelly, “Is it true that you can be healthy at every size?
  • Bob Harper, a celebrity trainer who survived a massive heart attack in February, walked on and everyone applauded like they knew who he was.
  • Megyn Kelly cut to commercial by saying, “Bob has got an answer for that! And he’s gonna answer it in moments!”
  • Bob Harper consulted the audience member to speak to their doctor for the answer to their question.
  • Bob Harper spoke about his heart attack and the importance of “listening to your body,” going to the doctor, and defibrillators!
  • Bob Harper said the defibrillator in his gym saved his life.
  • Bob Harper discussed training Megyn Kelly and then the two joked about having to cut to commercial.
  • Megyn Kelly did two long segments on bullying and childhood suicide.
  • Megyn Kelly welcomed Ayesha Curry for a “regular series” called Try This Today.
  • Megyn Kelly asked Ayesha Curry how she juggles motherhood and her busy career.
  • Ayesha Curry said, “It’s all about putting things into perspective.”
  • Bobby Finger said, “Ayesha what are you doing here and also that’s not an answer.”
  • Ayesha Curry promoted her pans while making a one-pot chicken meal.
  • Megyn Kelly “cooked.”
  • Ayesha Curry promoted her cutting board while cutting fingerling potatoes.
  • Megyn Kelly asked, “What’s that?”
  • Ayesha Curry said, “Those are carrots.”
  • Megyn Kelly laughed and said she knew what a carrot was, and pointed to what she really asked about.
  • Ayesha Curry said, “That’s thyme.”
  • Megyn Kelly said, “Ah.”
  • Ayesha Curry explained thyme.
  • Megyn Kelly tasted Ayesha Curry’s chicken and appeared to like it.
  • Ayesha Curry tasted Ayesha Curry’s chicken and appeared to like it.
  • Megyn Kelly ended her show without speaking to Kathie Lee and Hoda.

Clip of the Day: Guess She’s Not Going