Meghan and Harry are Going on Their Honeymoon in the Most Romantic Place in the World

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Oh. Canada.

Jasper National Park has been accepting British royalty into its forest-y bosom for years, according to TMZ, including King George VI and Queen Elizabeth The Queen Mother, Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip, and a number of other celebrities who are considered American royalty, like Marilyn Monroe and Anthony Hopkins. Now, the Duke and Duchess of Sussex are likely heading to Alberta, Canada, to stay at Fairmont Jasper Park Lodge to get their wilderness on.


They’ll be staying in the Outlook Cabin, sometimes called the “Royal Retreat,” which is 6,000 square feet, so kinda small compared to what they’re used to. You can watch this dreamy video of the place if you want to fantasize more about marrying into this crazy family—it basically looks like the B-roll from Fifty Shades Freed that ended up on the cutting room floor.


Ariana Grande and Nicki Minaj have a song coming and here is a few lines from it featuring Grande’s great manicure:

Nicki also went off this weekend about refusing to get married, if you need a push to break up with someone for summer. Inspirational!


This isn’t gossip, but it’s a slow holiday weekend and I can’t stop watching Hermione dance:



  • There was a fight near where Amber Rose eventually was. [TMZ]
  • Pauley Perrette is pissed. [The Wrap]
  • Happy Birthday Kylie Minogue! [Just Jared]
  • William H. Macy wants his daughters to be able to have good sex. Good. [DListed]
  • Mariah Carey sold her ring, must’ve read Nicki’s advice. [Page Six]

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Maxine Floeffler's Congressional Subpoena

It is perfect that Meghan and Harry go off to Canada for their honeymoon. She’s practically an adopted Canadian, since “Suits” was filmed there, and Canada is still a Commonwealth country.

Personally, if I were Meghan, I’d pull out a map and say, “Couldn’t we go to New Zealand or something? I’ve lived in Canada, it’s great, but right now it’s snowboarding season there and...”