I don’t want kids, but if I did, you bet your ass I’d want obstetrician and “motherfucker” du jour
Deadpool Ryan Reynolds to stand at the foot of my hospital bed, hands on my ankles, yelling at me to push (but yell in a sexy, Ryan Reynolds-y way).
But can one be both a motherfucker and the baby deliverer? Aren’t there rules about that—like, you must pick one dirty deed or the other, but not both? Eh, whatever. Saint Ryan can do no wrong.
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