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Meanwhile, Maggie Gyllenhall and Channing Tatum Dance In Cancun

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Actors Maggie Gyllenhaal and Channing Tatum attend the White House Down photo call at the 5th Annual Summer Of Sony at the Ritz Carlton Hotel on April 19, 2013 in Cancun, Mexico. (Photo by Andrew Goodman/Getty Images for Sony Pictures)


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Scentless Apprentice

I try not to find him attractive because he just isn't my type. I have no idea how to explain this. But I keep having my brain invaded by tanning chatum (the other thing, I cannot get his name right on the first try, EVER, and it annoys me) sex thoughts. And sex dreams. What is wrong with me? Maybe the problem is bigger than that. I dreamed I was about to have sex with William hurt when I found out we were related and we were both like "oh well, we're already naked". Someone save me from my horrid subconscious! Also, damn maggie g(I can't spell the rest) looks kickass with that hair! My head is shaped like a pumpkin and my attempts (kinja tried to change that to "oat tempests") at short styles have always left me looking like the jack in the box guy. I'm gonna go watch magic mike and a history of violence now....