A happy, lobotomized George W. Bush is splashing away with his little paints. Is that supposed to be Marco Rubio? No, it can’t be; he’s painting portraits of wounded warriors. It sure as shit looks like Marco Rubio, if he lost a few face pounds. And who among us isn’t looking more gaunt as a result of this election?

Serious question: Do you think Bush even knew about the election in his therapeutic art bunker? He definitely didn’t vote.

Dick Cheney did, though. If you never want to sleep again, get a load of this picture:


Happy nightmares to us all!