I look at the people running this country and I think to myself, “They would literally step over me to get on the spaceship as it leaves this no-longer-habitable planet in a few months… and also to get ahead of me in line for a McRib.” But then I look at the people mocking the people running this country, and I think to myself, “What a wonderful world.”
The Ivanka Trump impression Maya Rudolph shared on last night’s Late Night with Seth Meyers is a gift. “I noticed that, like, through her teeth, that she kind of talks like she has a sexy secret,” is how Rudolph nailed it. “She’s like always talking like she works in a lingerie store a little bit. Like, ‘If you want to get the matching panties, you can get them but they’re $14.95.’”
