May Vogue: Model Dramz… zzzzzz

Vogue‘s model issue may promise “drama,” but don’t be fooled — this issue is as staid as contributing writer Plum Sykes’ riding habit.

We hear about Linda Evangelista’s gums (good, apparently) and Karen Elson’s diaper bag (Danish). We learn that everyone in fashion, including star photographer Steven Meisel, thinks everyone else in fashion is super-nice — or at least that’s what they’re telling Vogue. We even see Naomi Campbell fetch a Band-Aid for a lowly locksmith!. So if you’re looking for model drama, go to an ANTM casting — May’s Vogue is on good behavior.