Martha Stewart Bought a Coconut and She Fucking Loves It

“Look how much coconut water from a young coconut!! Very energizing. Very good.” Okay Martha. We’ll look. We’ll look hard.

“Why buy canned coconut water when you can get fresh water right from the source?” I don’t know Martha. I don’t know.

“Pierce the one eye of the coconut that is soft with a metal skewer or ice pick. Step one.” Step one. Step one I get.

“Shake out the water into a glass and drink up!!! So good. And healthy and cheaper than store bought.” !!!So many perks.

“Look how much coconut water from a young coconut!! Very energizing. Very good.”

Very.