Time magazine's meaningless Person Of The Year honor has been bestowed upon Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg. This development certainly will give the lad's career a kickstart.
Most people have 1000 wishes for Christmas: Mark Zuckerberg only has one, to be Time's Person of the Year. I know 97% of you wont re-post this to your status, but my friends will be the 3% that do. In honor of Mark Zuckerberg, copy this to your status.
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