If ye be wondering, what about Thanksgiving, then ye be not worthy of the Yuletide blessings of the Duchess and must be punished. Not a single sleigh bell shall toll for thee and thou shalt be cast into the darkness of the Naughty List. Thus ends this royal decree.

• It shouldn’t come as a surprise, but “All I Want for Christmas Is You” is back on the Top 200 chart in the US. The pumpkins haven’t even finished rotting yet! [Twitter]
• Hannah Waddingham and a slew of other stars are joining the cast of Hocus Pocus 2. [Vanity Fair]
• Marilyn Manson and Justin Bieber stood with Kanye West in prayer at West’s Sunday Service. Sources say God’s response was, “new number who dis?” [Consequence Sound]
• Billie Eilish appeared as Sally in Danny Elfman’s Nightmare Before Christmas concert. [NME]
• An armed robbery was underway right in the middle of Teyana Taylor’s Halloween party. [Complex]
• Kal Penn is out, proud, and engaged! [TMZ]
• Jen Psaki has tested positive for covid-19. [TMZ]
• When did Elton John and Ed Sheeran become besties? [People]
• Andy Cohen is giving the people more of what they want with a brand new series, Real Housewives of Dubai! [People]
• In what can only be described as the ultimate flex, all the exes Lil Nas X wrote about in Montero showed up to the album release party. [People]
• Chrissy Metz was once Ariana Grande’s agent. [E!]
• Candace Cameron Bure would like everyone to stop roasting her family over their ugly wedding outfits. [E!]