March Madness Day 6: Wanna Know What Comes Between Us and Our Calvins?

Holy Toledo! The Cosby Show has officially knocked Prince clean out of the race! How could this have happened? (I don’t know, but I’m guessing that Raven-Symoné is behind it.) And that’s just the 80s conference. Over in the 90s stadium, we had another tight race, but, in the end, the Spice Girls werr able to push ahead of the Babysitters Club for the win. 2 become 1, indeed.

Today repping for the 80s, pop culture royalty is teasing their hair, popping their collars and struggling into their very tight and age-inappropriate Calvin Klein jeans as the Brat Pack (think about what that means — John Hughes movies like The Breakfast Club and Weird Science, Rob Lowe and his sex tape, Molly-freaking-Ringwald!) gets ready to face off against the quintessential 80s campaign model Brooke Shields. Mess with the bull and you’re gonna get the horns.

For the 90s, short lived soft drink Crystal Pepsi goes up against Titanic (which includes Leo-Mania, mind you), one of the biggest movies of the decade. I’d say that Crystal Pepsi needs a lot of luck to pull this win off, but you know what they say — a real soda makes his own luck. Also: “I want you to draw me like one of your French girls.”